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How to Ruin Your Relationship – Ultra Spiritual Life

[UltraVid id=157 ]Deep down inside you know your relationship is gonna die someday so the last thing you want to do is waste your time and energy by trying to make it work so we’re gonna help you by teaching you how you can ruin your relationship much quicker you want to stop somewhere and get something to eat are you hungry are you mad at me no use the silent treatment when you’re angry instead of foolishly discussing what you’re upset about you’ll get better results by becoming withdrawn and silent using the silent treatment also makes it easier for you to deny that you’re mad thus further punishing your partner by treating them like they’re crazy because they see your anger that you’re pretending isn’t there I think you should work out a bit more you come to CrossFit with me every day we can be one of those Power couples once you’re a bit fitter always try to change your partner the best way for you to get the partner of your dreams is to try and change your current partner into becoming your dream partner they should be grateful for you because the more you try to change them the more they improve as a person you know Sarah hasn’t been returning any of my calls maybe you should text her or you could probably buy her some chocolates maybe you should just apologize Stuart never listen to your partner’s problems only try to fix them when your partner has a problem your job is to fix them the last thing you ever want to do is just listen that makes you useless and it keeps them flawed I think your butt makes those pants look big insert body image questions honestly honesty is the currency of intimacy you drive me crazy like you make me angry like I’m pissed off Oh always blame your partner when you’re upset the pinnacle of maturity is having the mental acuity to recognize how it’s someone else’s fault when you’re upset you pointing out to them that they did something wrong to make your body generate emotions you’re feeling probably instills enough shame in them that they’ll never do it again but like you don’t know never tell your partner what you want expect them to know what you want your partner always knows what you want the question is are they gonna be a terrible person by acting like they don’t while they cite fictional excuses like I can’t read your mind and I’m not telepathic I’m going to visit my parents but it would make me so much happier if you stayed you want to stay don’t you yes I knew it your partner’s happiness is your responsibility god only knows you’re not capable of making yourself happy that’s why it’s your partner’s responsibility the more they sacrifice their desires to better meet your needs the more you get a happy life I can honestly say from the bottom of my heart I despise you I think we should have a baby have kids to try to save your relationship because you’re not capable of handling each other’s lives obligating yourselves to handle a new life that’s completely dependent on you it’s good sense and how do you feel about that I think it’s good such a nice day out isn’t it never talk about your feelings because only weak people and small children have feelings the last thing you’ll ever want to do is talk about your feelings with your partner this says that unconditional love can’t possibly be contained to just one person that’s so true and so spiritual practice the art of having an open relationship I have so much love inside of me that I can’t possibly contain it to just one woman not only does an open relationship give me unspeakable freedom but it’s also just the way men are biologically wired and it’s great for women to wait I thought you were ok with me just sleeping with other women I enjoyed frolicking with other people too what I can’t believe you do that I’m out of here we’re over don’t forget all your stupid purple shirts that went well and be sure to subscribe to my channel for more wisdom

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How to be an Atheist (Funny) – Ultra Spiritual Life episode 17 – with JP Sears

[UltraVid id=91 ]How can you become a high-caliber atheist you’re going to need to learn how to become nothing like the close-minded underdeveloped religious people that you’re obviously better than so that you can rise to gold medal status and atheism I’m going to share with you the 10 essential atheist commandments that you need to know thou shalt not believe in anything that can’t be proven as an atheist your ability to believe that you can disprove things by pointing out that those things can’t be proven proves that you’re always right you can’t prove the heaven exists and that proves there is no heaven check my son thou shalt not have any religion pretty obvious here having a religion is a surefire way of killing your free will which is the holy grail of atheism since I found atheism my life is turned around I’ve never been happier life makes so much more sense to me now I love being an atheist thou shalt not be dogmatically close-minded your intelligence and being a person of science makes you more advanced than those with a dogmatic religious mindset science tells you what’s real and what’s not signs of not old end up path to truth it’s the only path to truth everything else is bogus thou shalt believe that no one can tell you what happens after you die heaven hell you’re smart enough to know that no one knows what happens I’ll tell you what happens you after you die nothing it’s just like you’ve gotten that safe and you never wake up that’s what happens guaranteed thou shalt not believe in saviors and their holy books you need to understand that the idea of one man in his book having all the answers is foolish if you want to know the truth you need to read God Delusion by Richard Dawkins it explains everything so true thou shalt view creationism as an insulting ly childish idea as an atheist you need to be appalled at the idea that some higher power could magically create this intricate world the world was created by the Big Bang there was almost immeasurable power to it much more power than what a person is capable of harnessing it’s like there was a higher amount of power in the Big Bang thou shalt criticize religious people for being offended when their beliefs are questioned it’s them showing signs of their weakness and their inability to be rash you think science is limited let me tell you something there is nothing more accurate than science don’t you use your brain maybe God didn’t give you a brain cuz there is no God so you got no brain thou shalt not believe that invisible forces are influencing you that’s about as likely as a bunny Lena chocolate egg gravity is a force constantly at work you’re under its influence 24/7 you can’t see it but it’s there Newton’s law and what have you though shalt replace flimsy faith with reason faith is a fleeting fallacy of the heart that’ll cause you to sail off the edge of the world reason ensures that your head always stays in control you can have complete faith that your ability to reason always leads you to the best decisions possible which is pretty reasonable thou shalt not believe that God is a loving God that is if there really was a God as an atheist you know that if there really was a loving God he wouldn’t let people get hurt and suffer it’s just common sense which also proves there is no God that’s substantial proof that you’re a bad parent and don’t love your children if you let them use your own free will because it will cause them to get hurt sometimes loving parents keep their children in cages so they’ll never get hurt that’s love with a solid grasp of these Commandments you’ll have a good life is a high functioning free thinking atheist enjoy what’s more important than subscribing to atheism is subscribing to my channel so please do that and God bless you’re not you